The Naughty Gong!

Desperate times call for desperate measures. You know what I'm talking about. At our house we're implementing the highly sophisticated, intensely elaborate latest design of the Naughty Gong. Now, you may think that what you're looking at is little more than simply a hanging wire wisk and a platter. Little do you know you're gazing at Santa's rapid response unit, the one and only aid for defenseless parents with nowhere else to turn. Cordlessly wired into Santa's very own bluetooth headset, (which he wears ALL THE TIME by the way) one little bang of this magical gong directs Santa's full attention to your location and whatever current " situation" (incident) you may have on your hands. That's right, bang this little baby, and you become Incident Commander with the full capacity to dock presents and pass out coal as you please. Read it and weap kids! The parents are fighting back! Be afraid, be VERY afraid:)


And this is another component of decking the halls. I made this banner after seeing it on Pinterest.